A long time ago I went to a very strange AWP in the midst of the transition from the "before times" to the "pandemic times" and met this guy named David Leo Rice who was signing books at a booth my friend wanted to stop at. So we talked, I got a book, and then later ran into him during a layover in St. Louis, so I asked if he wanted to grab some food, and we had a lovely chat. We kept in touch, and when the next installment of the book I’d gotten from him, A Room in Dodge City: Volume 2, came out, I saw the publisher was sending out ARCs (advance reader copies) and I asked for one, and said "Hey, do you want to do an interview?" So we did. He’d been busy since then, doing a short story collection, putting together a book of essays about David Cronenberg, and also writing another novel called The New House. So we did another interview, and you can read it here. It’s really good an interesting, if I do say so myself.
You knew it was going to be good because "600k" and "Getaway" rhyme. I’d love to say that’s why I picked this particular brevet, but really it was because it was the 600k leaving from Boston this year and so given the whole "let’s try to do the series" thing, it was my best option. Still, the rhyme boded well.
At the time of writing it’s now two days on, Tuesday, and I’m sitting in the air conditioning with the cat and a reasonably good canned stout. I have not ridden a bike in two days after having ridden a bike for two days. I did, however, work on my commuter bike a little bit, because I cannot help myself. My mind is still a little mushy and my body still sore though I would say nearly recovered. We’ll see about tomorrow when I try to ride in to work (slowly, slowly).
So about this ride. Here is the route. Here, for any of the five people who read these rambles who are feeling link averse, is a picture of the profile:
We’ll get to that big spike in the middle later. According to my cycling computer, I rode 374.41 miles in 38 hours and 8 minutes (moving time: 27h 1m), climbing a total of 19,268ft, and I apparently burned 19,906 Calories, though I have little idea of what that actually means. The average temperature was 75°F and the minimum 54°F, and the max 120°F but I think that’s bullshit. I do know it got real fucking cold right around 23:00 on Saturday though. The minimum elevation was -81ft, the max 2,758ft. I started at 04:00 on Saturday and finished around 17:00 (well, 17:08 to be precise) on Sunday. I have no idea how long I actually slept for on Saturday, but let’s call it like four hours or so. I slept a lot longer Sunday night.
To be perfectly honest, I am not even entirely sure where or how to begin, but let’s start here: I wasn’t feeling too nervous before the ride. I was feeling a little nervous about the mountain pass (that big spike up there) — not really ascending so much as descending it, even though I’ve never had any trouble descending — but beyond that I was feeling prepared, and excited by the prospect of finishing the series, this project I was not actually sure I’d do.
One neat thing about it — one of many — is that it was also a number of other folks' first 600ks, and the majority of those folks had done the same rides I’d done, and so caps off to my 300- and 400k riding buddy Joshua, to Alex, and to Gabriel (and also those whom I’d not met but whose first times it was) for completing their first brevet series, too. It does and does not feel like a big fucking deal to have done, but it does feel like a big fucking deal to have gotten to meet these fine folks, pass and be passed by them at controls, share chats, commiserations, miles, etc. I think I said this before, but it really is a fine community. Welcoming, fun, jovial, determined — just good people. And some of them freakin' fast, too! And here I was, feeling in pretty good shape. In any case, I remind myself that my goal this year was merely to finish…
…which I suppose I did. So that’s something.
At some point — I can’t remember if it was Saturday or Sunday, but it was probably Saturday? — one of the two guys I ended up riding the most with (more later) mentioned having read some study where there’s like a debit and credit system with your family, that there was some ratio that was higher than expected of time in versus time away to keep things smooth, and that sort of lined up a little bit with what I was thinking about on and off during the ride. Specifically how much time I’ve been able to spend on this little hobby this summer, and how nice it’s been to get so much support in doing so. All of which is to say that my in-laws drove me to the ride, since I guess they were going to be up anyway, and it was super, super nice of them. Dark and early they picked me up and dropped me off up in Woburn for the start, and I was happy to pretty much immediately see a number of familiar faces. There was even the velomobile guy there again. And a really neat half-upright half-recumbent tandem pair. Some folks — e.g., Rosie and Gabriel — I knew I wouldn’t see after the start since they go fast, ya know, but I happily ran into Joshua and we rode together for a good while, having a nice easy start.
Joshua — an artist, father, teacher, and I’d say philosopher — had a goal of going slow, of feeling good the whole way through. I thought that was awesome. And. I can’t remember exactly the line he said, but it was something to the effect of how he intended to "take his time," and I said only half-bullshittingly that I’ve never taken my time in my life. Anyway, we rode to the first control more or less together and then got separated after that, though we’d do our share of bunny hopping here and there and I saw him a number of times on the ride, and that was great. (Jumping ahead,) he ended up pulling into the final control at the end right as I was leaving, which was great, so we got a good final fist-bump in. Anyway.
After the first control, I set off with this group of folks a bit older and much more experienced than me who seemed happy enough to let me sit in their wheels and take my little turns at the front and so on and chat and be friendly, and we had a lovely time riding along throughout the rest of the morning, only splintering more substantially after the lunchtime control in the town of Belmont, NH (the joke being I live in Belmont, MA, and they are very different places).
My memory for names is shit, but I believe it was Amy, Jim, and then I know it was George and Simon, the latter two of which I’d spend pretty much the rest of the ride with. It’s amazing how much you can learn about a group of people riding with them for a hundred miles or so. I learned about doing architecture (and told my Zaydie’s joke about how "all architects are evil," and the retired architect in question said some of them are indeed crazy, and said it makes sense for my Zaydie to have that joke on-hand if he was an architectural engineer), heard many many stories of past brevets short and long, of passes, of different nearby randonneuring clubs and regions, discussed bikes a bit, and even had a chance to have a long chat about ultimate — turns out George’s son plays (and at a very high level, too!). Miles go very fast when you’re twittering along.
The weather was frankly perfect and I more or less remembered to reapply sunscreen (save on my lips: this is the biggest takeaway from the season — SPF lip balm, that is), and the day passed mostly uneventfully until we got to the Lincoln control, at which point I remember feeling a little nervous about the climb, about my lack of snacks (i.e., I had eaten all of them and we’d stopped at a Subway, which had sandwiches but no snacks — luckily there was a store across the strip mall), but I think Simon (or maybe George?) said that the trick was just to pick an effort and go with it. And so I did.
But first, some brief profiles. I won’t speculate about age because I have no fucking clue, but suffice to say they both had children who were maybe only a decade younger than I am. Do with that what you will.
As riders, though, George is sort of your classic lean former-roadie type, riding a pretty sweet custom steel bike with sensible gearing and pretty nice components. He’s a good climber and rides sensibly on the descents. Simon, on the other hand, is a former single-speeder who ran a 1x and descended like a madman — after the big pass, I believe he said, "I didn’t touch the brakes once for 20 miles!" He climbed like a single-speeder, too, which after spending a lot of time now climbing the hills around my house on the fixed gear, I appreciated greatly. While my friend Alex has more or less convinced me that one does, indeed, "spin it to win it," I do love grinding a big ol' gear…
Speaking of climbing styles, that is maybe the biggest "bike" thing I learned on the ride: how I like to climb. Turns out I don’t like it so much trying to follow a wheel on a climb. Or maybe it was just a bad match of cadences; I don’t know. I do know that in part it was due to my knees being in somewhat rough shape, whether from poor fit or overuse or what I don’t know, but essentially I figured out by feel a sustainable pace for me and where and how I can push a little. It really is mostly a mental thing. Also when to get out of the saddle and when not to a little better. I have a lot of small hills but relatively few sustained climbs around where I live so this big hill — the Kancamagus Scenic Byway — was quite the new experience for me. Would do again, if I’m being honest. I found that the pace of the group wasn’t for me and so did my own thing and felt really fucking strong and good doing it. I mean, I did not ascend the climb particularly fast, make no mistake: even if I weren’t ~150 miles in at that point, I don’t know that I’m a good climber. I just think I figured something out. And it was pretty freakin' neat:
Part of the reason I like the endurance sport thing is because I get a pretty excellent endorphin high after the rides and big efforts, and suffice to say, I felt fucking amazing after I got to the top. Like, ecstatic. So good.
(As an aside, I know I’ve lost the plot a little bit re: Saturday. I think in part because I spent a lot of it chatting with folks and in part because this BIG CLIMB was the BIG THING, and probably also there’s some brain-chemistry thing where if you only sleep four hours you can only remember so much of the day, or something.)
Anyway, after the big climb there was an even longer descent and basically I was able to cruise my way down to Conway, following Simon, preceding George.
At the Conway control — a Cumby (i.e., a Cumberland Farms gas station) — the guy at the desk was super psyched that it was a "bike people day," which was kinda nice, and I ate the first Klondike bar I’ve had in I genuinely don’t know how long — meaning that I have finally discovered what I would do for a Klondike bar (i.e., ride ~190 miles). I talked to Alia on the phone and also got another Lunchable (which I’d chosen at the stop in Belmont, NH, thinking it a safer bet than the plastic-wrapped sandwiches on offer), as well as… I don’t remember, some cookie or other, maybe. Fig Newtons! I got Fig Newtons. Anyway.
This was the last control before the overnight in Portland, and it was going to be dark soon. We picked up a guy named Mario, whom I guess George knew from New Jersey randonneuring stuff, and the four of us set off into the sunset (or rather: away from it, going East).
I’d put on my knee warmers and jacket and vest and started too hot but then it got cold and at first I felt pretty good, but this last 100k to the overnight felt like it took a while. We stopped a fair few times for "nature breaks" and so someone or other could add a layer, and I think everyone’s legs were feeling it pretty good. My knees, for one, had started really bothering me, making climbing particularly painful if it wasn’t a good group tempo for me. Luckily God created Ibuprofen. Anyway, we rode in the dark for a couple of hours over lots of rollers and then made it to the control outside Portland, where we were greeted by the ride leader with hotel rooms and a bunch of homemade food, which was really fucking sweet. I had a plate of mac and cheese and potato wedges (thinking this would be good, easily-digestible food), a shower, and then pretty much fell asleep. (But don’t worry, mom, I did brush my teeth — floss, even!)
The next morning started again a little slow but this was fine, though I suppose now would be a good time to talk about mechanicals. The first one really happened Saturday, with George inexplicably losing a saddle-rail bolt on his seatpost sometime before the lunch control. My money says it happened during the gravel stretch, but who really knows. I lent him a more appropriate tool for the job and he’d tightened it down with the remaining bolt and it seemed secure and fine (lucky for him, I always have a 3, 4, and 5mm L wrench on long rides in addition to a multi tool… because my mother was a scout leader), but he did make a point of checking on it in the morning. So then we get going Sunday morning and I’m feeling frankly kind of crap because I didn’t feel like eating before we left so much and only had a little bit of coffee too, and the first 20 miles were kind of rough. My body hurt not too bad but my knees hadn’t really recovered as you’d want them to, and I was having trouble finding the right gear — I needed one somewhere between my 46 and 30T chainrings and whatever God only knows was going on in the back. But the funny thing was by the time I’d processed the Lemon Luna bar Alia had recommended I try (which was a good recommendation — it was delicious and perfect and I am glad I stashed it in my drop bag), I went to shift back up into my big ring to get a little power down ahead of this little roller and then this happened:
My chain was very stuck.
I didn’t realize it was so bad at first and so told them to go ahead (George eventually would realize that I was not catching up and came back to check on me, which was very kind, and Simon waited for the two of us at the first morning control, at which we all ate a number of Dunk’s breakfast sandwiches and consumed plenty of coffee), but soon discovered that I’d managed to basically double the chain inside of the front derailleur cage, jam it really good, and thereby bend the crap out of it, too.
I had to take a couple of deep breaths.
BUT, luckily I have some idea of how these things are supposed to work, carry a number of very useful tools, and so I broke the chain, pulled it out, put in a quick link where I’d broken the chain (because who the fuck wants to putz with pushing pins back in on the side of the road?), and resigned myself to running in the small ring for the remaining 100 miles of the ride, which in retrospect was probably good for my knees anyway.
This was my first major mechanical of the whole brevet series. Sure, I’d had a rattling fender on the 400k after some gravel stuff, which I attended to because it was annoying, but I (knock on wood) hadn’t even gotten a flat or anything. It was kind of affirming, though, to a) have gotten the first proper mechanical out of the way and b) to have been able to deal with it by myself, with what I’d brought, in a reasonably efficient manner. The one thing I didn’t do was find the vinyl gloves I’d "borrowed" from the kitchen in my bar bag, but I went looking for them before my deep breaths and wasn’t really thinking so clearly. This is fine: it was not a problem to ride with dirty hands for a while. (And my sincerest thanks to the Dunk’s bathroom sink.) And I knew that the FD wasn’t the best fit for my setup, so really it’s no huge loss since I’d planned on replacing it before next season anyway.
Before all that happened we picked up a rider on the road named Sam who was very nice (and very tall!) and who rode a very beautiful Colnago and recommended I check out Jerry Douglas’s solo albums, which I very much intend to do. I don’t really remember how we got there, but it was some transition from a line in a Miranda Lambert song that Simon quoted and then we got on Country music and then Bluegrass and the rest. In any case, the point is that people came and went as they do with a brevet, but I did ride with George and Simon pretty consistently and it was very nice to have two much more experienced randonneurs around. I mean, they’re also great people and great talkers (which is an important quality in a riding buddy), and also good not-talkers (which is maybe equally as important).
What I remember from Sunday mostly is that we made an extra stop for some ice cream mentioned on the cue sheet and it was so worth it. I didn’t get a picture of the cone I got (because it didn’t last long) but here was the place:
And the kid’s size was like two huge honkin' scoops and it was marvelous. They also let us fill our bottles there which was very nice. I bought a Pepsi and put it in the third bottle I had in my bar bag, and that was also a good thing to have done.
The last 50 miles did sort of feel like they took forever but I think that’s maybe inevitable. The legs were tired, the minds tired, and the rollers just kept coming and coming. Also, the sun. As with the 300k and maybe the 400k, too, I perked up around 25-30mi to go, but at that point I was not about to rush off on my own: we had a nice little trio going and that meant a lot to me. And again, the point was to finish, not to race.
I started recognizing things again as we got into Harold Parker and soon enough we were pulling into the Holiday Inn parking lot at the finish, greeted by Sarah and Tsun and another fellow whose name I couldn’t remember for one-million dollars. Mario was there, too, having come in a little less than an hour before us (he’d passed us on the road with another person whose name I don’t remember, but he rode a cool titanium bike and was strong A-F), and it was nice to see him at the finish. It’s kind of nice to know that I’ll see all these folks again probably, too.
George and Simon were both very psyched for me for having finished my first 600k, my first series, and that was really sweet and very nice. Information was exchanged, vague mentions of future brevets were made (I do not think I actually have the time or the balls to try the 1200k in the Finger Lakes in September, but I also… am not not considering it. I mean, I don’t actually have the time. But.), and then Alia pulled up and drove me home.
George was kind enough to take a picture of me at the end and send it to me (he also sent some of all of us together, but I didn’t ask their permission to post their faces so I won’t):
And I also have a picture of the signed brevet card, but I’ll leave that out because there are lots of phone numbers and addresses and so on on it and by the time I’d redacted all of it, it wouldn’t be much of a picture. Alia and I picked up dinner on the way home, ate it, and I’m sure we did something else but I basically took a epsom salt bath, a shower, and fell asleep. I slept for like 10 hours and it was marvelous.
Well, the cat is crying for attention and the beer’s almost empty and it’s now well past my bed time, but that was the ride, more or less (mostly less, but again: the whole memory thing). I think there are probably more lessons that I learned on the ride that haven’t quite hit me yet and that’s okay, but minimally, aside from things like logistical lessons, how-to-ride-a-bike lessons, and how to eat and hydrate on a ride lessons, I think I learned, or maybe relearned, how to patiently achieve a goal, working a little bit by little bit, taking my time (in a broad sense: not in the Joshua sense, though I do wish I could learn to take my time in a more immediate way), and building up to something and seeing it through. Sure, I’d played a lot of ultimate in college and after, but that was a team thing and it was different, since you rely as much on the fitness and determination of others as yourself. And the last time I’d really done a big physical thing was probably when I fenced as a kid, but I was a kid: again, different.
It’s amazing, too, how perspective changes. I was emailing with Adam (whom’d I’d done the 200k with, and whom I rode with for the first quarter or so of the 400k) and he mentioned a ride of about 100 miles and it was all of a sudden so casual, whereas last summer he and I did a century (I think the first century for both of us) and it had been a big goddamn thing. Over the weekend I was counting the first century of the day like it was just a big meal I had eaten. A three-four hour ride feels — not short — but nothing crazy.
I mean, I suppose I should reiterate again that I didn’t do these rides in any particularly impressive manner. I finished solidly mid-pack in all of them. The beauty of randonneuring, of course, is that nobody gives a fuck how fast you finish except that you do finish. But I’m pretty proud of having done the whole thing, think it’s pretty neat, and am frankly pretty fucking psyched to go out and ride the next brevet, whenever that may be.
In the meantime, I’m going to give ol' Stragglepus a true, proper deep clean (strip it down to the frame, regrease all the threads, probably take it to the bike kitchen and true the wheels), put on a new (old) 1x drivetrain for some late-Summer and fall singletrack, and dream about more days in the saddle, or some other cheesy shit like that.
(In reality, I’m planning on (re)turning my attention to my fictions, but hey: I like the "riding off into the sunset" thing better, so we’ll just cut it there.)
As a result of some other (believe it or not, work-related) research and learning, I got my hands on
Poetry and finally got around to making the Lightweight Markup to PDF Builder tool I wrote for myself into an actual,
pip-installable Python package. Like, it’s on PyPI and everything. This feels like a reasonably fine accomplishment for a hobbyist coder.
I’ve also started writing tests for it (what I am actually trying to learn more about: testing), and we’re at ~82% coverage at the time of writing. It may very well stay what way, too, because some of the stuff I don’t know how to test yet, and if and when I figure that out I probably won’t remember to update the tests here (at least until it comes time to add new features, e.g., I need to spend some time on the smart quotes — hm, it occurs to me that BeautifulSoup probably will help…). But then, per my aside, I might just add more tests.
Anyway, the tl;dr is that if you’re writing in, say, markdown, to get a Submittable-ready PDF, all you need to do is run:
$ lwm2pdf -i mygreatstory.md
And it’ll spit out a mygreatstory.pdf file for you to send. I mean, there’s a bit more to it, but that’s the idea.
If you do happen to fiddlefuck with it and find bugs and/or have ideas and things, I’d like to try using the issues feature, so send in some issues.
You see, there was this pedestrian.
First, let’s take a look at that intersection: it’s garbage. It’s a spread-out five-points with the going-straight bike lane to the right of the double right-turn lane from which you informed me I was in the wrong. There isn’t a full bike box on that intersection but rather a kind of "V" shaped thing and, as I’m sure you saw, cyclists spread all the way out over it. Because I know I want to go straight, too, I tend to merge soon after crossing the intersection left into the straight lanes, leaving you all to happily turn right from your lanes. In part this is (I admit) because I don’t want to get stopped at the light (because your right turn lane, of course, must take priority over the cyclists going straight), and in part because I feel safer there riding with traffic, since, you know, people in that particular right turn lane tend to be pretty stressed out at that point in the morning commute, and I’d rather avoid confrontation.
So like I said, usually it’s just a matter of getting a bit ahead of you all in the turn lane (no problem) and signaling my merge left into the straight lanes, no big deal. And it wouldn’t have been a problem, save that there was a sweet (one must assume sweet) undergraduate left in Boston probably for some really special internship who was still crossing the street, preventing me from moving forward and making my merge, because, you know, pedestrians always have the right of way in a cross walk. It’s the law, even! Even when they shouldn’t be there, you still really shouldn’t hit them with your vehicle!
And so yes, I admit I was in your lane nearly stopped to let this sweet (one must assume sweet) young person finish crossing the road, but after which I merged into the straight-going lane as usual, at which point you decided to honk and inform me that I ought to get in the bike lane. But the thing is, I’m allowed to be in the road, even if there is a bike lane. In fact, it’s safer for me and for the other bike lane users at the speed I tend to go down that road. It allows me to not get right-hooked by one of the trucks or buses who are constantly pulling over to the side of the road to let folks out or turn into the BU campus, to not get caught up in bike traffic, and generally to feel more comfortable knowing I have road to work with should someone swerve in my way.
But of course, I know it’s inconvenient for you. And while you did still have to wait at the red light for a few seconds before turning onto Carlton St even with the delay I caused, I’m sure it would have been nicer had you gotten there sooner. I’m sure it’s annoying to feel that if you’re going to give up precious road space for a bike lane, it should be used. And frankly I’m a little sleepy and could very well imagine a world in which I was cranky on this Wednesday morning, too!
Nevertheless, I don’t feel that I did anything wrong, or unsafe, or indecorous, and I hope that you won’t take your frustration about my actions out on other cyclists. And who knows, maybe I am wrong, but I’ve been riding bikes in this city a long time and do think I know how to keep myself and pedestrians safe. I even stop at stoplights! Still, I hope you have a better rest of the day. I also hope that in the future you can come up with something better than a "fucking idiot," because really I think that’s a bit tired, really, and I’d love to be called something new.
Yours sincerely, A "Fucking Idiot"
Please note: I didn’t engage with this person after they yelled and they drove off and didn’t bother me anymore and I biked off and tried not to bother anyone else and everything was fine. Except those fucking cyclists who kept pulling ahead of me at stoplights but whom I would then have to pass again on the road…
Ride notes from the third ride, written a little farther out because though they say "strike while the iron is hot" I saw that Seinfeld episode where George was a hand model recently and thought I’d let the iron cool a little. Also I was busy yesterday watching Mean Girls with my in-laws for Father’s Day. Anyway, a continuation of parts one and two. And I did actually take like three pictures during the ride this time. One or two of which may make it into this post.
Man, Boston to Portland, ME, and back is a long day in the saddle. Granted it was overall a very good day. But Jesus, looking back. They talk about something called "randonesia," a play on the amnesia you get a little bit after a long ride such that you forget how long it was and sign up for another (often longer) one, and I know for a fact I’ll get there, but it occurs to me just now two days later that I’m not there yet, maybe. Or just typing that feels long and makes me tired thinking about it. And I got a good 8-9 hours of sleep last night!
So the numbers part, according to my GPS: 251.03 miles in 19h36m with 9,518ft of elevation. Significantly less climbing than the shorter 300k ride and only a little more than the rather hilly 200k. So that helped. (The 600k I’m planning to attempt in July, by contrast, will have much more climbing.) My friend Adam came along cutting it half-way at 200k in Portland and taking the train back and that was super nice, especially since I managed to leave the house with only one water bottle and he lent me a second when I picked him up on the way to the start in Woburn. And the start was early, i.e., 4am, 04:00, four-in-the-fucking-morning, etc. I’d spent all last week progressively trying to push my bedtime earlier and wake up earlier so I’d be able to get more than a few hours' sleep (assuming I’d go down around midnight as usual). This was successful: I think I ended up managing about 5.5 hours of sleep which was pretty much the realistic target (after having slept a solid 8+ the night before). But I was still apparently groggy enough in the morning to forget the water bottles I’d stashed in the fridge, so, lesson learned: better to keep those on the counter with my keys. In any case —
That could be the theme for this ride, maybe: "preparedness." My mom was a great cub scout leader and did drill into us the whole "be ready for anything" ethos, and though it means that my wife often makes fun of me for always bringing an extra layer, sometimes it does pan out. E.g., though I left two bottles at home I’d still brought what was supposed to be the third to drink as pre-hydration on the drive over. If Adam wouldn’t have been able to lend me one I did have another bottle — albeit one of those stainless steel coffee mugs — that would have worked in a pinch. Also, this ride was — dare I say — chilly. It was in the low-mid 60s most of the day and we were riding along the coast most of the morning and there were pretty nontrivial headwinds the whole ride. Seeing the forecast on Friday morning I thought to myself I might get a little cold, maybe, would be good to be prepared just in case. So I went to the bike shop across the street and bought some knee warmers. I’ve never bought knee warmers nor worn them and you’re really not supposed to try new "kit" on a long/target ride but I am so fucking glad I did. Like, we made it to Hampton Beach and its Sand Castle Competition and my knees were cold. So I put on the knee warmers, and they were toasty and warm. And it ended up drizzling/lightly raining on me during the tail end of the ride, and so I was glad to have brought my long sleeve wind jacket thing (which more or less works well enough in (warmish) rain), and was wearing all the layers I’d brought by the end. This made me feel prepared. Like I (almost) knew what I was doing. I even stopped to fix a fender rattle in the middle of the ride.
The only thing (aside from forgetting the water bottle) that I felt like I still needed a better solution for, preparedness-wise (aside from, you know, better fitness and a higher FTP), was my navigation setup. My GPS tracks were fucked for some reason; I had the route but no waypoints for turns or things, and the route itself did not track particularly well to the roads. Fine. I honestly like checking my turns and so on against the cue sheet anyway. Unfortunately this breaks down after the sun sets. I brought a little camping headlamp in case I had a flat after dark but, see, with a helmet, it’s really not helpful for seeing the cue sheet. So next time I think I’m going to try and find one of those little pen lights and stash that in a side pocket so it’s easy to grab and check. I’m also going to try and figure out how to get a better route into the GPS (my thinking is that information gets lost going from RWGPS to Garmin Connect, so probably I should just try to put the route on my phone manually?). Anyway.
The ride itself was really pretty good. My knees started bothering me around mile 150 but I’m not sure if it was a temperature thing from earlier or a fit thing and I don’t have any money for a bike fit anyway so we’ll call it a temperature thing. Adam and I rode much of the beginning of the ride with Joshua, whom I’d ridden with a fair bit during the 300k, and the most notable thing (aside from the sandcastles) about the first ~70mi or so was these crullers from Lil’s Cafe in Kittery because holy fucking shit I’ve never had anything like them. I wasn’t even going to get one, thinking I’d be all cool and just get a double espresso, but then both Adam and Joshua said I needed to and I’m glad I did. Like, I’m going to be dreaming about that donut for a while. Anyway. The sandcastles were cool:
Although that was around when the headwinds really picked up and started taking the toll on our little group(s). I don’t remember what exactly happened when but the "tl;dr" was that it was hard to keep a good paceline together in the wind and at the speed whomever was pulling was going so we splintered apart and brought in new folks then splintered off again and this was all fine and good. Adam’s knee started bothering him again so not too long after the first control at the pretty lighthouse we went our separate ways because he was planning on cutting the ride at Portland and I was trying to finish in 20 hours. This worked out OK though because as I was leaving the Portland control he was biking on towards it so we had a nice wave and shout from across the road and that brought my spirits up considerably.
My spirits weren’t bad, I don’t think, at any point on the ride, though I would say occasionally low. My pacing wasn’t really what I wanted it to be and I probably got caught out a few times a little dehydrated (only once) and under-fed (maybe a few times). I mean, I still managed to come in well within my goal time, but I didn’t feel "strong" after a certain point. I think part of this had to do with some yo-yoing and maybe I should chalk some of it up to having had a stomach bug the weekend before and not having really had a chance to get a properly long ride in since the 300k. Still, I had another excellent coffee in Portland, chatted with some folks, called Alia, and set off for the last 200k feeling pretty good, I dare say.
Speaking of folks — I’ve done enough of these rides now that I recognize and am recognized by a fair few of the "regulars" and this feels nice. Like community, almost. I’m still terrible with names (and it doesn’t help that it only occurred to me yesterday that there are at least two different "Jeff"s that I get confused), but it’s nice to be able to pick up conversations from past rides here and there. For example (jumping ahead; I don’t care; this is going to be nonlinear and that’s fine), I ended up riding the last ten miles or so in with Scott, whom I’d ridden the last part of March’s 100k with, and that was super nice. He’s about as new (and frankly probably even newer) to the long distance thing than I am and he had a lot to say about all the things he’s learned across all these rides and I just love that kind of shit, love hearing about it, borrowing and sharing ideas and so on. The nice thing about bike people is that you can always talk bikes with them, and often times other things too, but you always at least have that. So it was nice to ride out with Adam, play leap-frog with Joshua, nice to ride in with Scott, nice to see the Jeffs and all the other folks whose names I (sorry!) can’t keep straight on the road. The community bit is nice, is all I’m trying to say.
So what else? I saw a fox, a kitty cat, an opossum, a number of different birds, squirrels, chipmunks, roadkill, and some fancy-looking cattle on the ride. I also saw a guy in rural NH shouting with his shirt off in front of a cross perched atop a stone wall lined with lit candles at sunset and it was… odd. I am not sure if it was a satanic thing or a Christian thing or an amphetamines thing but it was something, that’s for sure. I will say I didn’t love riding in rural NH after dark, but I think that was mostly due to an unfortunately timed close-pass from a pickup truck after a row of very "Fuck You"-postured Trump-flag houses right as the sun was going down. But again preparedness: I have great lights on my bike, lots of good body-reflectivity stuff, and so it was ultimately fine, maybe just not comfortable. I’m sure it’s lovely during the day, and now that I’ve got (I don’t know, say 60?) miles in the dark at the end of a long day in the saddle, I won’t be so spooked next time. And really it was fine. (And also really I was happy when I was back in Massachusetts, which is stupid, given that the part of the state I’d crossed into was just as red, but hey: fear isn’t rational!)
The one maybe odd thing about this particular route was the dearth of controls: there were literally only five. Maybe this makes sense for an out-and-back, but it also meant that services were, on occasion, a challenge. A good one though, since it meant I finally had opportunity to try the "bottle in the jersey (OK vest) pocket" trick, which was nice. No services for the last ~70mi (though I was early enough to possibly hit the gas station in Exeter, but had enough shit so didn’t) meant that I had to do some planning. This was good! More practice and learning and all of that.
It occurs to me that this has mostly become an inventory, less a ride report. Oh well.
Let’s see, saw the Wedding Cake house, which was cool though not as cool as the house with all the toys and shit all over it from the 300k (which I didn’t get a picture of):
(And that truck blocking the shot finally did move just as I was heading out myself.)
Riding along the coast in the early morning was really special and lovely. Some really great views and empty or at least very quiet roads. There was a fair bit of unpaved/gravel on this route which was nice but not particularly notable since it was all pretty flat rail-trail type things, though might have been interesting had it rained earlier in the day. The rain itself was fine though I’m glad it wasn’t any colder. I’d love to someday get a power meter so I can see if I’m just wasted by the end of the ride or if I can just blame the headwinds that never really stopped. I’m glad I adjusted my front derailleur before the ride (it was still setup for a 48T outer chainring while I’m currently running at 46T), but I do need to fiddlefuck with it a little more (I think an extra 1mm up will help with a small but annoying noise issue in my lower cogs), and in general the bike continued to work beautifully. I think I’ve finally more or less got that saddle broken in, too.
There was a moment during the 300k where I felt truly done and like I would have happily gotten off the bike, and I’m happy to say that didn’t happen on this ride. And I’m sure were there more climbing it could have, but it didn’t, and that feels great. (Also, my overall pacing was much better which I think makes a huge difference.) I did think, though, that 400k is a long ride. Some small part of me wonders if I wouldn’t have more fun next summer doing just 200k rides, given that I’m not planning on trying to get across the pond for PBP, but then, I’ll probably forget I ever thought this and try to do a series again. We’ll see. But I did feel at some point that the ride was too long. I also counted down to the 200 mile mark and cheered when I hit it (then laughing that I still had about 50 miles to go). I mean, it’s kind of crazy how long that ride was. But also not crazy.
Adam and I were talking a little bit before the first control about how even a year ago the 70 miles to the lighthouse would have been it, the whole day. Now we were considering doing the ~110 round trip back up to Kittery sometime just for those crullers like it was nothing. Just a day out. And I think — when I can get over myself and not worry so much about the time or my speed or pacing — that’s what all of this kind of amounts to for me: just a really nice day out on the bike. And it was.
So we’ll see how the 600k goes in a few weeks. That’ll be two days out on the bike, so —